The Old Ball Coach
There's nothing like having a picture of a shoeless, half-naked Steve Spurrier ruin your day before it even began. Especially when the South Carolina head football coach looks like he is in better shape than you are at the moment, despite being around twenty or thirty years older than you. (Blasted sore shoulder.) This is obviously something The Old Ball Coach knows (even as though he doesn't know you personally) and wants to rub it in your face every chance he gets. It's easy for him to get away with because he knows he's Steve Spurrier. This is the kind of arrogance that Ayn Rand (or her disciple Stephen Garcia) would be proud of.
If that's not enough, there's an Instagram video floating around the internet showing an unnamed Gamecock dunking on fellow players in the lockerroom.
(via Kegs' N Eggs. HT Saturday Down South)