Thursday, May 9, 2013

Bret Bielema puts dog, cowboy boots on the kitchen counter.

Arkansas head football coach Bret Bielema tweeted out a picture of what presumably is the kitchen of his new Fayetteville abode Wednesday night. In doing so, Bielema showed the world that he might not have as high standards of hygiene that you would expect a former man of the Big Ten would have.

The tweet shows that Bielema hasn't quite grown out of being a boy growing up on a pig farm. Only it's doubtful any mama of a boy growing up on a pig farm would have allowed her son to place either his dog or his cowboy boots on her kitchen counters.

It would seem Bielema has the manners of a Philistine. Albeit a Philistine with a wussy dog small enough to fit in a back pocket.

Also, notice the cowboy boots' proximity to that glass of what is seemingly some sort of soft drink makes me suspicious that Bielema may keep a flask of some sort of adult beverage in his footgear, which is one of the most redneck things possible. Which ironically is also one of the most Arkansas things possible. Bielema's gonna fit right in over there.

(via SB*Nation)