Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Urban Meyer is Batman.

Say Bat-fans, are you unsure about the direction of the Batman film franchise now that Christopher Nolan is done with his Dark Knight trilogy? Are you wondering who the abomination that causes desolation that is the Time-Warner media empire can get to replace Christian Bale as the caped crusader? Worry no more, because the internet has given you an answer to your prayers, along with a bold new direction for the series.

Ladies and Gentlemen, your new Batman - Urban Meyer.

I am of course anxiously awaiting the sequel, with Lane Kiffin as the Joker, Gigi Meyer as Batgirl, and Les Miles as (who else?) The Mad Hatter.