Sunday, September 16, 2012

Tyler Bray is not Andrew Luck, even with the neckbeard.

Tyler Bray on the Vol Walk before Saturday's Florida-Tennessee game.  (photo via Knoxville News-Sentinel)

Memo to Tennessee star quarterback Tyler Bray: Just because you have a neckbeard, it doesn't mean that you're Andrew Luck. And after Saturday's losing performance against Florida all the facial hair in the world is not going to make any NFL team want to suck for you. Especially when the worst of them are already in the fight to "Lay Flat fot Matt" Barkley.

Bray should probably try to copy the facial hair discipline of Vols legend Peyton Manning, who as far as I recall, has never been seen with facial hair outside of a Direct TV commercial. Then again, he couldn't beat Florida

(via Knoxville News-Sentinel)