Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Petrinio-palooza: The first day of the rest of Bobby Petrino's life edition.

Bobby Petrino is a bigger scum than Ozzie Guillen.
Because The Washington Post said so. (The Washington Post)

Do the Right Thing.
Arkansas athletic director Jeff Long did the right thing in firing Petrino. Because Michael Peters said so. (The Tulsa World)

There's No Other Way.
Firing Petrino was really the only real option for Arkansas in the end. Because Andy Staples said so. (SI.com)

Petrino was "not bigger than Arkansas football."
Because Dick Weis said so. (The New York Daily News)

Do as I say, not as I do.
Petrino failed his players by acting foolishly like a troublesome member of the group. because Dennis Dodd said so. (CBS Sports)

Used to ride around here on my high horse. 
Does internet gadfly and Moral Orel Clay Travis have anything to say about the Petrino firing? Of course he does. (Outkick the Coverage)

Weird Science.
Scientific proof that Bobby Petrino is a liar via an investigation of his claims that "sun and wind" were the reasons behind the April 1 motorcycle accident that led to his downfall. (Deadspin)

The Usual Suspects.
Arkansas Expats has its list of possible replacements for Petrino, most of which you've probably heard before. (Arkansas State head football coach Gus Malzahn, Louisville HC Kirby Smart,etc.) (Arkansas Expats)

The Usual Suspects, Part Deux.
Jerry Hinnen has his own list of Petrino heirs, which pretty much repeats the Arkansas Expats' list.  (CBS Sports)

Failed comedy bit of the day.
John Taylor jokingly lists current Atlanta Falcons HC  Mike Smith as a possible replacement for Petrino. Don't. Even. Think. About. Thinking. About. Going. There. (College Football Talk)

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