Tuesday, November 15, 2011

CBS interview with Mike McQueary lasted all of twenty-five seconds.

Did you miss the CBS interview with Penn State assistant coach Mike McQueary about the Jerry Sandusky scandal? Well, you didn't miss much. The interview with CBS reporter Armen Keteyian lasted all about 25 seconds. This was pretty much it.


"When do you think you'll be ready to talk," Keteyian asked. 

"The whole process has to play out," McQueary replied. "I just don't have anything else to say."

"Describe your emotions right now."

"All over the place, just kind of shaken."

"Crazy?"

"Crazy," McQueary replied. 

"You said like what, Mike?"

"Like a snow globe."

"Like a snow globe," Keteyian asked. 

"Yes sir."

It should be noted, by the way, that Penn State snowglobes are currently sold out over at Amazon.com. Coincidence?

 By comparison, here are some things that lasted longer than the interview:

The last note of "A Day in the Life." (42 seconds)

The average first haircut for recruits at Marine Corps boot camp.

Last Saturday night's UFC heavyweight fight between Junior Dos Santos and Cain Velasquez. (64 seconds)


George O'Leary's stint as Notre Dame head football coach.

Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphries.

(via CBS News)




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