Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Derek Dooley rewrites the calendar, and declares 2011 as Year One.

Derek Dooley is at it again. First His Hairness tried to realign state borders for his own recruiting purposes. Then  he tried to ban his own mother from entering the state of Tennessee. (That one didn't quite work out, however.) Now Dooley is taking delusional shows of power by SEC coaches to a new level by altering the calendar.  This isn't 2011 anymore, Tennessee fans. This is Year One.

“I kind of feel like this is Year One and last year was Year Zero,” Dooley said in his pre-spring practice press conference on Monday. “It was such a unique situation that we walked into last season, it didn’t feel like your first year. I feel like right now, this is Year One."

So if this is Year One, does this mean Dooley is  Jack Black? And if so, does it make Tyler Bray Michael Cera?

At least you can't say that Derek Dooley doesn't think big. Or that he doesn't have delusions of grandeur, for that matter. Both of which tend to be qualities of either a great football coach, or a completely insane football coach. Or in many cases, both. 

(via Go Vols Xtra)

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