Thursday, December 24, 2009


"Then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa came to say...
[BLEEP] YOU, Bagno!"
Okay, so it the Milwaukee Bucks mascot doesn't quite qualify in the "Eight Tiny Reindeer" catagory. Work with me here. Besides, if you know a team that has an actual reindeer for a mascot, well thanks for keeping it a secret.
Bango's lucky that he has some level of acrobatic prowess, because otherwise he'd probably be venison. Look at that set of horns. He's not quite an eight pointer there. is he now? Do you think Bill Jordan or Michael Waddell want that hanging on the wall? Nope. Bango would be going straight to the deer processor to put meat on the table. I'm sure he'd make a nice Christmas dinner for some family.

(apologies as usual to Matthew Gasteier)


Anonymous said...

Bagno?!? Don't you dirty birds fans know that BANGO IS THE MASCOT OF THE YEAR?!?!?!. Cause I  BANGO!!!
I was actually SOBBING when Bango got hit in the balls with a basketball and wouldn't be entertaining us for the rest of the season! You guys are so heartless!!!

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

Bango rules!!!! Your stupid rapping bunny rabbit has been stale since Eminem's 8 Mile! So SHUT UP because Bango might has a flying elbow with your name on it!!!