Sunday, October 29, 2017

How fired is your SEC team's head coach?

With reports of Florida's Jim McElwain becoming an ex-Flordia head coach, it seemed to be a good time to see which other SEC head coached may be joining him.

So taking inspiration from The Rubber Chickens'  now legendary "Is the SEC Butt?"  list on Twitter, here are the rankings of how fired your SEC team's head coach is.

1) Jim McElwain, Florida - Not just merely fired, but really most sincerely fired.

2) Butch Jones, Tennessee - Fired, ready to hire Derek Dooley back.

3) Bret Bielema, Arkansas - Absolutely fired

4)Matt Luke, Ole Miss - Fired before he was even hired.

5) Kevin Sumlin, Texas A&M - Fired, banned from entering state of Texas for 50 years.

6) Barry Odom, Missouri - Fired, and no one will Mizzou.

7) Derek Mason, Vanderbilt - Fired on Music Row

8)  Dan Mullen, Mississippi State - Fired in the heat of the night.

9) Ed Orgeron, LSU - Cajun fired.

10) Mark Stoops, Kentucky - Fired when Kentucky finally realized he was Mark Stoops, and not his brother, Bob Stoops.

11) Will Muschamp, South Carolina - BOOM! He's fired.

12) Gus Malzhan, Auburn - Fired like a (War) Eagle

13) Kirby Smart, Georgia - Fired. UGA supporters  couldn't handle the success.

14) Nick Saban, Alabama - Fired

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