Tuesday, August 6, 2013

This Oklahoma mannequin will scare the hell out of you.

Crimson and Cream Machine posted an article this morning on whether or not Oklahoma should finally jump on the alternate uniform craze. I clicked on a Twitter link to the story, only to find this nightmare fuel image that's gonna freak me out all day, and probably join Bucky Badger in my nightmare closet tonight.

I'm not sure who's idea it was to pair this Sooner Uni with the scariest mannequins they could find or come up with, but my guess that one of Uncle Phil's Misguided Children at Nike had something to do with it. I'm not sure if it's supposed to be an alien, an Auton, or a Scooby-Doo ghost come to like (quick, call Johnny Manziel)

Look at this thing. Skinny black scarred-looking arms, creepy-looking head peering out of a shiny Oklahoma helmet, and the scariest part of all...DAD PANTS! Seriously, someone went a very long way to scar your retinas for life.

(via Crimson and Cream Machine)

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