Welcome to the Fallout - Saturday edition.
Act your age, mama, not your shoe size.
Sally Jenkins criticizes both Texas A&M starting quarterback and his critics for acting "childish." (The Washington Post)
If I die before I wake, feed Jake.
Kevin Brockway profiles Texas A&M offensive tackle Jake Matthews. (The Gainesville Sun)
Let's Call the Whole Thing Off.
LSU should leave the SEC. Because Scott Rabalais said so. The top two reasons: "unfair" scheduling and being stuck with Florida as a cross-division permanent rival. (The Baton Rouge Advocate)
Fourteen is Enough?
SEC commissioner Mike Slive that the conference isn't looking to expand any further. (The Orlando Sentinel)
That Don't Impress Me Much.
Texas A&M blog Just Wait Til Next Season isn't buying Alabama starting QB A.J. McCarron's "po' boy" act, pointing out his chest tattoo and his SUV complete with vanity plates.
I'm just a Purifoy. I need no sympathy.
Robbie Andreu profiles Florida cornerback/wide receiver Louchiez Purifoy. (The Gainesville Sun)
Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales.
Rodger Sherman profiles Northwestern linebacker Joseph Jones. (Sippin' on Purple)
The baddest of the bad (and not in a good way)?
Jordan Esco wonders if Oklahoma's 2013 home schedule is the Sooners' worst home schedule of the century.