What better way for Oregon to pimp its very own Jordan Schnitzer Museum of Art than with a Ferris Bueller's Day Off parody, complete with Puddles the Duck in the role of Ferris? Well, maybe if they got Joey Harrington to play the role of Cameron. And the guy they did use was actually wearing a Detroit Red Wings jersey. But hey that's nitpicking. Besides, Reebok is the NHL's outfitter, so Uncle Phil wouldn't be too happy with that now, would he?