Monday, August 13, 2012

Denard Robinson could beat Usain Bolt in 40-yd dash. Because Denard Robinson said so.

Michigan quarterback Denard Robinson was like many Americans who caught Olympic fever over the past two weeks. His Olympic fever seems to be one of a most critical kind, as Robinson claims that he could beat Olympic gold medalist Usain Bolt in a 40-yd. dash.

"I've watched him run, and I'm pretty sure I can beat him in a 40-yard dash," Robinson said. "I'd get a better start, and I could take him.

"At 60 yards, I'd be in trouble, and at 100 meters, he'd be gone, but I could get him in a 40."

Yeah, I'm not buying that one, either. Robinson does have a shot at the Olympic gold medal for delusion, though.

(via Dr. Saturday)