Sunday, June 10, 2012

Urban Meyer invents new way to humiliate suspended Ohio St. players.

Just how mad is Ohio State head football coach Urban Meyer that two Buckeye players, Jake Stoneburner and Jack Mewhort were arrested last weekend? Enough to invent a new place on the depth chart for them.

"Maize," of course, is one of the team colors of Ohio State's most hated rival, Michigan. Also, it can be the color of urine, which is what Stoneburner and Mewhort were producing in an alley when they were arrested. Whether or not the connection is intentional or just a coincidence is neither here nor there.

(via Land Grant Holy Land)

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