Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Iowa QB James Vandenberg, slayer of bears.

It would seem that Iowa quarterback James Vandenberg is more of a Hawkeye than we thought. And by Hawkwye, we're taking about the Clint Barton kind who likes to shoot things with a bow and arrow. It seems young Mr. Vandenberg went bowhunting this past weekend, and shot himself a bear.

Oh my gosh, he killed Yogi!

Sadly for Vandenberg, there are no bears in the Big Ten. The only varmints in the conference are Wolverines, Wildcats, Badgers, Gophers, and Lions of the Nittany variety. Worse, the conference forbids the use of bows or other projectile-shooting weapons on the field. If Vandenberg wants to take down those creatures, he's going to have to depend on his throwing arm. 
Still, while Vandenberg may never win a Heisman Trophy or help the Hawkeyes to a crystal football. This bear will look sweet in his trophy room. Even if it's the only trophy in it.

(via Black Heart Gold Pants)

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