Monday, March 5, 2012

LSU QB Zach Mettenberger rocks a porn mustache.


What does a quarterback in the SEC have to do to get noticed, besides actually performing to a high standard on the field? Well there is always the obligatory embarrassing tattoo, such as that of Tennessee star QB Tyler Bray. Or you can be a snappy(?) dresser like Georgia QB Aaron Murray.

Then you can go the route of LSU QB Zach Mettenberger, who has gone an entirely different route with another sharp manly look  - the porn mustache.



Now here's a look any man can appreciate. It is on no level feminine, nor will it cause any deduction in man points that a lame tattoo will. On the contrary, Mettenberger gains a few man points with this one. At least from those who actually care for such things like sitcom writers or advertising copywriters. College football coaches may have a different standard of manhood, which means that you shouldn't be surprised if LSU head football coach Les Miles makes Mettenberger shave that thing off. Especially if it reminds people why Mettenberger got kicked off the Georgia football team.

(HT: Eleven Warriors)

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