Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Big Tentacles: Terrelle Pryor, Iowa, Big Ten Logo, and...Werewloves!

I'm sorry, so sorry. Ohio State quarterback Terrelle Pryor on other Ohio State players suspended for the start of the 2011 season (but not the Sugar Bowl) apologize for their actions. (Rivals.com)

Going to pot. Suspended Iowa running back Adam Robinson has been arrested and charged  for possession of marijuana. (KCCI)

Oh look. Black Heart Gold Pants has already made up a little song about Robinson's arrest. Guess which Simon and Garfunkel it's supposed to be sung to? (Black Heart Gold Pants) 

As for the bowl game Adam Robinson won't be participating in...A preview of the Insight Bowl, featuring Missouri against Iowa. It will be the last meaningful college game America's Quarterback, Ricky Stanzi, will ever play in.  (Rivals.com)

This just in, Joe Paterno still doesn't plan on retiring. (Rivals.com)

We Are The Champions. Well, not yet anyway. ESPN is already selling Wisconsin Rose Bowl Champion t-shirts.  (Friends of the Program)

Meanwhile, Bret Bielema's dream comes true. He finally gets to meet Mickey Mouse. (Dr. Saturday)

Rose Bowl parade 9/11 tribute. Meanwhile, the Tournament of Roses Parade will feature a float marking the tenth anniversary of the 9/11 attacks. (yahoo.com)

Defending the new Big Ten logo. Good Luck. (FastCoDesign)

I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at One Eyed Jakes, and his hair was perfect. How alleged werewolf Marcus Coker compares to other werewolves of yore. The bad news? He ranks just behind Teen Wolf. The good news? He's far ahead of Twilight's Jacob. (Black Heart Gold Pants)

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