Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Arkansas' player pot bust, Auburn-Ole Miss, graduation rates, and more

Arkansas defensive tackle Dequinta Jones has been arrested for posession of marijuana.  Fake Twitter personality Summer of Mallett has already denied involvement. (

Could Ole Miss upset Auburn? There's a possibility, but no chance. (Team Speed Kills)

SEC graduation rates. Vanderbilt comes out on top. Ole Miss at the bottom. Least. Shocking. News. Ever. (Anchor of Gold)

Holding out for a song parody. A Bulldog rendition of Bonnie Tyler's "Holding Out for a Hero."

"Where have all the good Dawgs gone and where are all the gods?
Where's the great white UGA VIII to fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight with a rocket arm?
Late at night I toss & I turn & I dream of a Gator defeat

I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero til the end of the game
He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be ready to fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero on Saturday
He's gotta be sure and he's gotta be quick
And he's gotta be Kris Durham
Kris Durham"

Since this involves the World's Largest (BANNED BY DR. MICHAEL ADAMS), Georgia's gonna need more than a hero.

(Dawg Sports)

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