Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Look upon Tyler Bray's back tattoo, and despair.


Tennessee, look upon your future, ye Vols, and despair. This is Tyler Bray, a young quarterback who may be the hope for the future of Tennessee football. This is the young man who will be walking in the footsteps of Peyton Manning. Bray may very well hold the fate Derek Dooley's career in his hands.
And here's his back tattoo:



Look upon his back, ye Vols, and despair.
Seriously, that is quite possibly the lamest tattoo ever. Even a Smurf riding a unicorn would have rated a little higher on the awesome level here.

(via Friends of the Program)

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Truth!

Anonymous said...

but the kid can throw!

Anonymous said...

He's also good at premature double throat-slashing.

Anonymous said...

This kid is such a punk! Rumor has it the tattoo artist messed up, the kid asked to have GAY inked on his back but the guy assumed he wanted his last name.

Anonymous said...

^ and crying

Anonymous said...

Typical Tennessee player

Anonymous said...

He cries like a little girl

Anonymous said...

And crying. He's got that one down, too.

Anonymous said...

why does everyone hate tennessee i am a unc fan and i just dont understand it

Anonymous said...

its because of their fans

Anonymous said...

it's because their fans feel they are "entitled" to be the top team simply because they are TN. They are so dumb they haven't realized that in order to be Number 1, you have to beat Number 1 [a la Ric Flair.] There ain't no entitlement in football. Sooooo - it's easy to hate arrogance,of which they are the epitome. They deserve the punk they had playing at the QB spot. He fits the image exactly.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the unc fans (the most classless fans in the nation and currently looking at huge sanctions) are out in force.
They just played their last bowl game in awhile.

Anonymous said...

The problem with Tennessee is all their in-bred hillbillies are Tennessee fans. Here in NC we built a separate school for all our in-bred rednecks.

Anonymous said...

The UNC football fans may indeed be spoiled brats and expect nothing but greatness from their football team as they have had great success in all other sports. But nothing is as classless and unsportsmanlike as THROWING FULL GATORADE BOTTLES AND CUPS OF BEER AT AN OPPOSING TEAM'S BENCH like the TENNESSEE FANS did at the bowl game. If you were at the game you saw it. Unbelievable display of lack of class.

Anonymous said...

there are stupid fans at every school, including Tennessee and UNC. if the roles had been reversed and unc was cheated by the refs, all five of there fans at the game would have thrown crap too.

Anonymous said...

Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. One of the UNC players launched a full Gatorade bottle into my section at the Music City Bowl and nearly hit a young girl in the face. Classless and Unsportsmanlike? Yes, I'd say so. I was at the game. I saw it.

Anonymous said...

I was there and I can't believe that anyone throwing that stuff was aiming for the UNC bench. People were uber pissed off at the refs for stealing a win from the Vols and were just throwing stuff on the field....not at the UNC players. I had tons of fun at the game but the ending blew. It was moronic to throw that stuff but if you sell alcohol at a sporting event then you have to expect some bad behavior...I was even a bit lit myself...but never threw any of my yummy beer on the field. lol.

Anonymous said...

There are bound to be hillbillies in the south, but I'm from Tennessee and I have never met an inbreed hillbilly. We are not stupid hicks!!! We have great schools and are not as conceited as any other university and their football fans.

Anonymous said...

Oh...how original, the in-bred hillbilly. That really hurts man. Never heard that one before. Ouch!

Anonymous said...

Say what you want, but there's nothing like an SEC tail gate! Hell yeah! Go vols!