Monday, January 4, 2010

Meet Joker Phillips

This is Joker Phillips, who upon the retirement of Rich Brooks has takes the reins as head coach of the Kentucky football program. Although he has done an admirable job aiding Brooks in rebuilding the Wildcats football program, there are still a lot of unanswered questions about Joker Phillips.
Is he a picker?
Is he a grinner?
Is he a lover?
Is he a sinner?
Does he play his music in the sun?
He's a Joker, but is he a smoker?
Is he a midnight toker?
Does he get his lovin' on the run?
Does he really like your pieces and wants to shake your tree?
Most importantly, has he ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

(via Sports Illustrated)

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